BACK TO THE MOON!
FRIDAY MORNING LIGHT:
Jenni-Cam is being retired at the end of the year. Be a cyber voyeur while you can.
Filing another 41 lawsuits against unsuspecting children and retirees, the RIAA campaign of terror has officially grown beyond it's mandate as they have now sued a 72-year old man who has NO computer and doesn't know how to use one!
SPACE INVADERS is returning. Now updated CGI, no 5.1 dolby, just those pesky aliens dropping down from above in all their monotone glory. at .50 a play.
THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN MOVIES ...
A new entry into the 2003 Gift Guide: The Star Video: Synthetic Reality System lets you insert yourself into any image onscreen. Plug the device into your television via a standard A/V jack, point it at a blank wall, and, Using the same blue-screen puts a weatherman onto satellite images, you can be a part of MUST SEE TV. Play in the big game, canoodle with your Friends, or even eavesdrop on the President in the West Wing. Special effects let you go semitransparent, or turn black and white to hang with Bogart in Casablanca.
I'm gonna fly Luke's XWing and blow up the Death Star!
'TIS THE SEASON
Just in time for Christmas ... a flash-driven snowglobe!
Not since "Elf Bowling" has something been so fun.